No, I am not about to drop a boulder on my son's head...thats my baby belly....yes, it enters a room before I do....no I cannot hide behind a tree, unless were in the amazon then maybe.
I keep telling myself its not a big baby, that I'm all placenta.
When I try to "get out of the way" I have to face straight forward....
I have to turn sideways to do the dishes & load the laundry.
I think I'm gonna need a corset or 4 after this linebacker is born!
